&&fridayDylan Moran.

The city is awake.
Its time to start the show.



Walking through the city at night is both riveting and satisfying. It makes you feel alive, alive with sound, alive with sight, alive with the atmosphere. I live in Sydney, but not once in so many years have I visited our very own city at night. The very same city I take for granted.
In general, I have always preferred country landscapes, town, and places with the sense of freedom and beauty among it. I have pretty much disliked cities as they look ugly with all their concrete infrastructure, crowded environment and lack of green grass.
But at night it all changes.
Transforms.
I can see how people pull all nighters in the city with parties, etc.

But onto the main point…
I was off to see stand up from famous DYLAN MORAN! I’m sure you’ve heard me going on about it at some point. And to describe it in one word was: fantastic!

It felt only like 5 minutes that he was there, when if fact it was like…and hour and a half or so? Gaah, I neeed more!
Haha, everyone laughed heaps. My mum also enjoyed it a lot too, and so did that Igor dude in Year 8 that went, who I didn’t actually see.
I just love it when hecklers shout out things and the comedian is forced to say something witty, which is always just hilarious.

I wanted to take some photos but:
a) They were banned.
b) I wanted to respect everyone else and him
d) I didn’t want to draw attention to myself.

Lol, he went off at this person who kept taking photos threw her camera phone. It was funny and everyone like cheered.

Might I also add that this guy with a fat head sat in front of me? Meaning it sort of disrupted my view. I had to keep leaning on my side to see passed him to see Moran’s lovely chubby features.

For the second half, they installed a camera on the top level which I was sitting on. It could have been there, or put somewhere else for the first half.
BUT I MIGHT BE IN THE DVD!!!
I’m so happy!
Now I’m gonna buy the DVD muhahahahah.
And try and spot myself.
And then I can brag to everyone that I was in the audience.
Man, how much of a fucking narcissist am i?

Oh yes, they did sell alcho just like I figured. I suppose one of the reasons why shitty comedians do well is that their audience is drunk.
But of course Mr Moran was too good for that. You couldn’t be very drunk otherwise you might not be able to understand his jokes.
Most of the jokes were more for older people (20 onwards?), but I still understood them. That’s probably why those older comedians appeal to me, as their material isn’t alien at all.

Yes, and he could be my father.
He is old enough.
He already has a 10 year old daughter.
*sigh*

You know I wouldn’t mind being a comedian. In fact that would make a lovely career. Although I lack the very basics of being one:
a) super outgoing
b) comfortable in front of heaps of people
c) self secure
d) good at jokes
I ain't talking about those pre-prepared material ones. Im talking about those that you make up on the spot. The stuff that really tests how funny you really are.
haha, lets see me in like 10 years from now and see how well I am then.

Also I would really want to know if Dylan is really like he is on stage as he is in person?

Something short I found on youtube.
Enjoy x.